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Relaxing in Rügen

Short German trips, Sat, 08 Jul 23
Jemma and Simon at a Sea, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

Adventure rides

Short German trips, Fri, 02 Jun 23
Jemma and Simon at a Lake in Europe, Germany

Adventure date for Jemma, went for Scharmützelbob rides in a forest and then swam in the lake and went for a nice walk with many mosquitos.

Ruins and castles

Short German trips, Sun, 02 Apr 23
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Ruins/Excavation in Europe, Germany

Trip to two castles after helping Michal move out from Gollanczstraße. Two tickets on the way. Found a ruined building to explore.

Buddhist castle

Short German trips, Sun, 19 Mar 23
Jemma and Simon at a Forest in Europe, Germany

Went to see a castle, turned out it was turned into a Buddhist meditation centre. Nice walk.

Food and drink of quality

Christmas 2022, Thu, 22 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a City in Europe, France

Visiting Margaux and Clovis in Rennes Great beer, great food, delicious fish Interesting neoclassical cathedral Park with a small botanic garden Cheese and wine shopping for the family hamper Not so much to see though

Dinan-vu

Christmas 2022, Wed, 21 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Sea in Europe, France

Saint Malo Got there in the evening, hanging out by a tower on the seaside. It’s nice to be at the sea again! In the morning we decided to walk to the main part of town – and got caught …

Mount St Mist

Christmas 2022, Tue, 20 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, France

We woke up amidst rather heavy rain wondering how the hell are we going to manage to go to Mount St Michel in that weather. But hey, we are hardcore! We were quite lucky – the rain subsided a bit …

69m of history

Christmas 2022, Mon, 19 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, France

We arrived in Bayeux last night and found a parking spot in the town centre. Unfortunately it was raining heavily all night and in the morning – the weather hasn’t been very kind to us on this trip, but at …

It’s cold in the middle ages

Christmas 2022, Sun, 18 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple in Europe, France

Last night we drove to Rouen and found that it has a massive low emissions zone which prevented us from driving in without a sticker. We found a place to park a bit outside of town. In the morning we …

Dead adventures

Christmas 2022, Sat, 17 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Graveyard, Museum, Temple in Europe, France

After leaving the Somme region, we continued on our way to Amiens. The cathedral was extraordinary, with amazing statues and carvings all over the facade. Then we went to the Jules Verne museum in his old house. Simon wanted to …

Graves in the fog

Christmas 2022, Fri, 16 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Graveyard, Museum in Europe, France

We parked for the night in Dinant in Belgium and walked into the town centre the next morning. It is super cute! It’s on the river Meuse, and the town on the east side is really thin as it’s sandwiched …

Pictoresque stopover

Christmas 2022, Fri, 16 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a City in Belgium, Europe

We parked for the night in Dinant in Belgium and walked into the town centre the next morning. It is super cute! It’s on the river Meuse, and the town on the east side is really thin as it’s sandwiched …

Getting into Christmas spirit with Charlemagne

Christmas 2022, Thu, 15 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

First winter night in the Baron! We were scared as just before leaving the heating didn’t want to work, but then it started, so all is good. New record: -9. We started our journey to visit Jemma’s family for Christmas …

Getting high on art and history

Short Polish trips, Sat, 03 Sep 22
Jemma and Simon with Krzysztof, Magda at a City, Museum in Europe, Poland

Witkacy exhibition Hanging out on Nowy Świat is underwhelming. Trip to Łazienki Jazdów and the Laba festival Polin museum

Home of Banksy

Short UK trips, Wed, 17 Aug 22
Jemma and Simon at a City in Europe, UK

We got to Bristol and crashed in Aimee’s and Tuomas’ place. On the next day we had a slow morning, a festival shopping trip, and then went to return the van – though had to drive back again to pick …

Soaked in Bath

Short UK trips, Tue, 16 Aug 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, UK

Parking around Bath is a pain – ended in a street parking by the university. We started the day in a drizzle checking out the fantastic aqueduct – not Roman but Victorian, allowing narrowboat travel with no locks. We wanted …

Cathedrals and Abbeys, Gorge!

Short UK trips, Mon, 15 Aug 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Mountain, Ruins/Excavation, Temple in Europe, UK

We were hoping to make it to Wells to see the cathedral before they close it, but Google lied to us saying we have until 7pm – it actually closed at 5. We once again found a spot to bathe …

Through the Cotswolds

Short UK trips, Sat, 13 Aug 22
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Park, Ruins/Excavation in Europe, UK

We picked up Boony the van in Bristol and left for Portishead for a fish and chips and a walk through the villa part of town to the beach and back to the town and the really ugly marina. Then …

Tiské stěny

Short European Trips, Sun, 29 May 22
Jemma and Simon at a Mountain in Czechia, Europe

On the way back from Prague, we stopped to see some nature: pretty nice rock formations with opportunities for climbing, squeezing through tight passages, and just frolicking around. Definitely lifted our moods after a rather boring trip to Prague.

Chav-Optimised

Short European Trips, Sun, 15 May 22
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Graveyard, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Czechia, Europe

Prague turned out quite boring, perhaps even worse than I remember from the last visit. Loud stag and hen parties everywhere, the city centre is overrun by tourism’s lowest denominator. This crowd is served by an assortment of bullshit ‘museums’ …

A new dimension

The Land of no Top Floors, Fri, 18 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon in Africa, Egypt

Diving is awesome! After completing our trial dive, we decided to go full in – we’re doing the PADI Open Water Diver certification that will allow us to dive up to 18m. Basically, we came to Dahab thinking we’ll be …

Windy transit

The Land of no Top Floors, Sun, 13 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon in Africa, Egypt

We thought yesterday was cold! The weather isn’t looking great for our beach time in Dahab, unfortunately, it’s barely 20 degrees, cloudy and quite windy, and it’s meant to stay like that for the better part of the week. We …

Tomb Raiders

The Land of no Top Floors, Thu, 10 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Graveyard, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

Today was amazing! We started off with Maria again, doing another overpriced Ibis tour. First, Ramsess III temple at Medinet Habu. Really amazing, easily one of our favourites – it’s all about tha pharaoh’s wars and victories, there is a …

Long and bumpy

The Land of no Top Floors, Wed, 09 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

Today was a painful reminder that Egyptian infrastructure is in dire need of modernisation. I wonder how often do they need to change suspension in cars here. The temples of Abydos and Dandera are both awesome, but to be honest, …

No Hassel

The Land of no Top Floors, Tue, 08 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, River in Africa, Egypt

Our train got back to Luxor just before 10pm and our host kindly ferried us across to the West Bank. Villa Sunrise turned out to be pretty sweet and we’ve got the best room on the roof, with a direct …

Reality check

The Land of no Top Floors, Mon, 07 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Desert in Africa, Egypt

We got up late again and has a chill morning. Around 10 we set off to find the Nubian Eco Village. The regular village on the way was definitely not eco, on account of piles of rubbish everywhere, and a …

Camelision

The Land of no Top Floors, Sun, 06 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Desert, Graveyard, Ruins/Excavation, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

We slept long and well, if you don’t count the annoying throat ache I developed last evening. I think it must be the dust, because it gets much worse when I’m in the desert. But we got up very late, …

Deeper into Nubia

The Land of no Top Floors, Sat, 05 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

We got up at 4:30 today to go to Abu Simbel and see it while the temperatures are still bearable. To be honest, I’m not sure this was necessary, but it seems that this is how things are done here. …

Roaming free

The Land of no Top Floors, Fri, 04 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, River, Ruins/Excavation in Africa, Egypt

Finally! Freedom to decide what we do when and just take it a bit more easy. We checked out of the boat in the morning, left our luggage with the staff, and headed off with Christina and Marco to town. …

Sand Storm

The Land of no Top Floors, Thu, 03 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, River, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

Today was quite frustrating. We have a ship ‘cruise’ booked until tomorrow, but we are just docked in Aswan by a noisy street, in between ships, with no view. We have a half-day of trips and a whole afternoon to …

The Birthday

The Land of no Top Floors, Wed, 02 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a River, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

It’s Jemma’s birthday!!! How awesome we her to celebrate it in this way! In the morning, I snuck out to tell the crew, so they can prepare a surprise cake for the evening. Tsss, don’t tell her! But despite the …

Very much alive

The Land of no Top Floors, Tue, 01 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon in Africa, Egypt

Our ship leaves at 2pm, and that’s all the time we have to see the grave of Hatshepsut and the Valley of the Kings! We got up before 6am to make sure we can make it, and had our tea …

I like your galabiya, very good price

The Land of no Top Floors, Mon, 28 Feb 22
Jemma and Simon at a Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

We got up early to get picked up by our guide Ahmed at 8:00. Initially he insisted that we go straight to Karnak, but we convinced him we want to go to the boat first. Which turned out potentially unnecessary, …

Through the desert and into markets

The Land of no Top Floors, Sun, 27 Feb 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Desert in Africa, Egypt

We got up early, are the very fermented cheese with delicious bread we bought yesterday, and set of to catch or bus to Luxor. Notes from the 4 hour ride to Luxor The desert is a proper desert, none of …

Construction site

The Land of no Top Floors, Sat, 26 Feb 22
Jemma and Simon at a Transit in Africa, Egypt

We made it! After an early wake up and a whole day in transit, we’re in Egypt! We read all the things about taxis and making sure we’re not ripped off, but this taxi driver was the next level. We …

Lazy cliff day

Short German trips, Wed, 29 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a Sea, Temple in Europe, Germany

Today is the last day of this short adventure date trip and we decided to take it easy, sleep in and just have a lovely stroll on the beach. And this is what we did, and it was wonderful! First, …

(almost) All the towers of Lübeck

Short German trips, Tue, 28 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

We woke up really early today to make the most of our day in Lübeck. We were in town so early that we had to walk around a bit waiting for the churches we wanted to see to open! We …

Wismarvelous

Short German trips, Mon, 27 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

The next surprise location is Wismar. It’s one of the Hanzeatic ports between Lubeck and Rostock that kept changing hands between different rulers and was part of Sweden for some time. We read up on the history on the way …

Adventure date begins!

Short German trips, Sun, 26 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a Sea in Europe, Germany

Jemma is taking me on a surprise adventure trip! It’s cold, but we’re brave and we have a new heater in the van, so let’s go back to Hansa. We left early in the evening, aiming to drive while it’s …