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Short European Trips, Sun, 29 May 22
Jemma and Simon at a Mountain in Czechia, Europe

On the way back from Prague, we stopped to see some nature: pretty nice rock formations with opportunities for climbing, squeezing through tight passages, and just frolicking around. Definitely lifted our moods after a rather boring trip to Prague.

Chav-Optimised

Short European Trips, Sun, 15 May 22
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Graveyard, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Czechia, Europe

Prague turned out quite boring, perhaps even worse than I remember from the last visit. Loud stag and hen parties everywhere, the city centre is overrun by tourism’s lowest denominator. This crowd is served by an assortment of bullshit ‘museums’ …

A new dimension

The Land of no Top Floors, Fri, 18 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon in Africa, Egypt

Diving is awesome! After completing our trial dive, we decided to go full in – we’re doing the PADI Open Water Diver certification that will allow us to dive up to 18m. Basically, we came to Dahab thinking we’ll be …

Windy transit

The Land of no Top Floors, Sun, 13 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon in Africa, Egypt

We thought yesterday was cold! The weather isn’t looking great for our beach time in Dahab, unfortunately, it’s barely 20 degrees, cloudy and quite windy, and it’s meant to stay like that for the better part of the week. We …

Tomb Raiders

The Land of no Top Floors, Thu, 10 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Graveyard, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

Today was amazing! We started off with Maria again, doing another overpriced Ibis tour. First, Ramsess III temple at Medinet Habu. Really amazing, easily one of our favourites – it’s all about tha pharaoh’s wars and victories, there is a …

Long and bumpy

The Land of no Top Floors, Wed, 09 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

Today was a painful reminder that Egyptian infrastructure is in dire need of modernisation. I wonder how often do they need to change suspension in cars here. The temples of Abydos and Dandera are both awesome, but to be honest, …

No Hassel

The Land of no Top Floors, Tue, 08 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, River in Africa, Egypt

Our train got back to Luxor just before 10pm and our host kindly ferried us across to the West Bank. Villa Sunrise turned out to be pretty sweet and we’ve got the best room on the roof, with a direct …

Reality check

The Land of no Top Floors, Mon, 07 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Desert in Africa, Egypt

We got up late again and has a chill morning. Around 10 we set off to find the Nubian Eco Village. The regular village on the way was definitely not eco, on account of piles of rubbish everywhere, and a …

Camelision

The Land of no Top Floors, Sun, 06 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a Desert, Graveyard, Ruins/Excavation, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

We slept long and well, if you don’t count the annoying throat ache I developed last evening. I think it must be the dust, because it gets much worse when I’m in the desert. But we got up very late, …

Deeper into Nubia

The Land of no Top Floors, Sat, 05 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

We got up at 4:30 today to go to Abu Simbel and see it while the temperatures are still bearable. To be honest, I’m not sure this was necessary, but it seems that this is how things are done here. …

Roaming free

The Land of no Top Floors, Fri, 04 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, River, Ruins/Excavation in Africa, Egypt

Finally! Freedom to decide what we do when and just take it a bit more easy. We checked out of the boat in the morning, left our luggage with the staff, and headed off with Christina and Marco to town. …

Sand Storm

The Land of no Top Floors, Thu, 03 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, River, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

Today was quite frustrating. We have a ship ‘cruise’ booked until tomorrow, but we are just docked in Aswan by a noisy street, in between ships, with no view. We have a half-day of trips and a whole afternoon to …

The Birthday

The Land of no Top Floors, Wed, 02 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a River, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

It’s Jemma’s birthday!!! How awesome we her to celebrate it in this way! In the morning, I snuck out to tell the crew, so they can prepare a surprise cake for the evening. Tsss, don’t tell her! But despite the …

Very much alive

The Land of no Top Floors, Tue, 01 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon in Africa, Egypt

Our ship leaves at 2pm, and that’s all the time we have to see the grave of Hatshepsut and the Valley of the Kings! We got up before 6am to make sure we can make it, and had our tea …

I like your galabiya, very good price

The Land of no Top Floors, Mon, 28 Feb 22
Jemma and Simon at a Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Africa, Egypt

We got up early to get picked up by our guide Ahmed at 8:00. Initially he insisted that we go straight to Karnak, but we convinced him we want to go to the boat first. Which turned out potentially unnecessary, …

Through the desert and into markets

The Land of no Top Floors, Sun, 27 Feb 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Desert in Africa, Egypt

We got up early, are the very fermented cheese with delicious bread we bought yesterday, and set of to catch or bus to Luxor. Notes from the 4 hour ride to Luxor The desert is a proper desert, none of …

Construction site

The Land of no Top Floors, Sat, 26 Feb 22
Jemma and Simon at a Transit in Africa, Egypt

We made it! After an early wake up and a whole day in transit, we’re in Egypt! We read all the things about taxis and making sure we’re not ripped off, but this taxi driver was the next level. We …

Lazy cliff day

Short German trips, Wed, 29 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a Sea, Temple in Europe, Germany

Today is the last day of this short adventure date trip and we decided to take it easy, sleep in and just have a lovely stroll on the beach. And this is what we did, and it was wonderful! First, …

(almost) All the towers of Lübeck

Short German trips, Tue, 28 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

We woke up really early today to make the most of our day in Lübeck. We were in town so early that we had to walk around a bit waiting for the churches we wanted to see to open! We …

Wismarvelous

Short German trips, Mon, 27 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

The next surprise location is Wismar. It’s one of the Hanzeatic ports between Lubeck and Rostock that kept changing hands between different rulers and was part of Sweden for some time. We read up on the history on the way …

Adventure date begins!

Short German trips, Sun, 26 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a Sea in Europe, Germany

Jemma is taking me on a surprise adventure trip! It’s cold, but we’re brave and we have a new heater in the van, so let’s go back to Hansa. We left early in the evening, aiming to drive while it’s …

The sun is gone

Chasing the sun, Mon, 27 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Lake, Transit in Austria, Europe

Moutains!

Chasing the sun, Sun, 26 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Lake, Mountain in Europe, Slovenia

We woke up at 5.45 am this morning, as the carpark we were staying in stopped being free at 6 am. We jumped in the car with the plan to drive to Lake Bo.. and have breakfast there, but when …

Swamp love

Chasing the sun, Sat, 25 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple in Europe, Slovenia

The day of two caves!

Chasing the sun, Fri, 24 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Cave, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Slovenia

Yesterday we drove up to Hrastovlje, a small village where Jemma found a medieval walled church with a famous Dance of Death frescos. It was closed as we arrived late, so we went to the village inn where we had …

Salty waters

Chasing the sun, Thu, 23 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Sea in Europe, Slovenia

Hard to find parking. Short visit to Piran, a swim in a holiday / kids camp spot with lots of fortunately harmless jellyfish. Nice walks around the pier. Then visit to the Secovlje salt panes.

Trieste

Chasing the sun, Wed, 22 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Ruins/Excavation, Temple in Europe, Italy

We woke up to amazing views of the Gulf of Trieste. Park4night is an awesome map and has helped us find so many great parking spots. This spot was just outside Prosecco, on the slope down to Trieste. Our first …

Valdobadubandabienne

Chasing the sun, Tue, 21 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Wine land. Arrived in he evening, drove up a very steep road to a parking spot. Walked down for some Prosecco, started raining, walked back up in the rain, soaked. Next day watched sunrise from the hill we were parked …

Walled twice over

Chasing the sun, Mon, 20 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Waiting overnight to walk around the walls was totally worth it. Fantastic views of town, the mountains around, seeing the town change from every angle… Great stuff. Annoyingly, all the information plates that tell you about the town and the …

Palladian

Chasing the sun, Sun, 19 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

It was too much. More and more people were showing up and a couple cars were blasting music pretty loud, so around 11pm we bailed and found a lovely spot by the road a bit down the hill. In the …

Chill

Chasing the sun, Sat, 18 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Mountain, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

We started today slow. We didn’t get it of bed until 11, spending the time on sorting photos and just chilling. A much needed break from our typical chase after the next attraction! Throughout the morning, more and more cyclists …

Things not aligning so well

Chasing the sun, Fri, 17 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Temple in Europe, Italy

Our plan for today was to go to a few other Veneto islands – Murano, Burano, Torcello. But alas – Italian public transport is on strike today and vaporettos just aren’t running! As in, they might be running a bit, …

Venice

Chasing the sun, Mon, 13 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon with Ania, Michał at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Day 1 First day in Venice! We left the van at a carpark on the mainland and took the bus to Venice – this seemed to be the best option for us, as parking is really limited and expensibe on …

Life-changing gelato

Chasing the sun, Sun, 12 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum, Temple in Europe, Italy

We woke up to more incredible views – I’ve been very pleased with the parking spots we’ve found so far on this trip! Mountains with the small city of Trento in between them. We decided to leave the van where …

First pizza x3

Chasing the sun, Sat, 11 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum in Europe, Italy

Last night we applied a tested method of finding a good spot to park: find a small town church, they usually have nice views and small quiet car parks. This one didn’t have a car park of its own, but …

The Innsbred Castle

Chasing the sun, Fri, 10 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City in Austria, Europe

Our road through the Alps led us via Innsbruck and Jemma suggested that we stopped there for a visit. We arrived at 2pm, so had time for only one attraction. We chose the Ambras Castle, and it was a great …

Anniversary seaside trip

Short German trips, Sat, 22 May 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Sea in Europe, Germany

It’s our anniversary and we need to be at sea!

Wandern mit Bier

Short German trips, Fri, 09 Apr 21
Jemma and Simon at a Mountain in Europe, Germany

After two days of intense hiking and climbing, we decided to take it easy and do more gentle walking today. The car park we stayed at last night was close to the village of Rathen, so we left the Baron …

Conquering fears

Short German trips, Sat, 03 Apr 21
Jemma and Simon at a Mountain in Europe, Germany

This morning we drove back through Bad Schandau to get to Lichtenhainer Wasserfall. It was pouring with rain, as it had been the night before, so we were unsure if we’d be able to carry out our hiking plans today. …