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The Fortress of Sick Beats

Godspeed to Olympos, Sat, 02 Sep 23
Simon at a Castle, City in Europe, Serbia

On the way to Novi Sad I quickly realised another reason why I love the EU. Roaming outside of it is EXPENSIVE. As soon as I got there, I bought a Serbian SIM card and activated it with the help …

Ruins and castles

Short German trips, Sun, 02 Apr 23
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Ruins/Excavation in Europe, Germany

Trip to two castles after helping Michal move out from Gollanczstraße. Two tickets on the way. Found a ruined building to explore.

Through the Cotswolds

Short UK trips, Sat, 13 Aug 22
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Park, Ruins/Excavation in Europe, UK

We picked up Boony the van in Bristol and left for Portishead for a fish and chips and a walk through the villa part of town to the beach and back to the town and the really ugly marina. Then …

Chav-Optimised

Short European Trips, Sun, 15 May 22
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Graveyard, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Czechia, Europe

Prague turned out quite boring, perhaps even worse than I remember from the last visit. Loud stag and hen parties everywhere, the city centre is overrun by tourism’s lowest denominator. This crowd is served by an assortment of bullshit ‘museums’ …

Swamp love

Chasing the sun, Sat, 25 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple in Europe, Slovenia

Trieste

Chasing the sun, Wed, 22 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Ruins/Excavation, Temple in Europe, Italy

We woke up to amazing views of the Gulf of Trieste. Park4night is an awesome map and has helped us find so many great parking spots. This spot was just outside Prosecco, on the slope down to Trieste. Our first …

Valdobadubandabienne

Chasing the sun, Tue, 21 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Wine land. Arrived in he evening, drove up a very steep road to a parking spot. Walked down for some Prosecco, started raining, walked back up in the rain, soaked. Next day watched sunrise from the hill we were parked …

Walled twice over

Chasing the sun, Mon, 20 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Waiting overnight to walk around the walls was totally worth it. Fantastic views of town, the mountains around, seeing the town change from every angle… Great stuff. Annoyingly, all the information plates that tell you about the town and the …

Life-changing gelato

Chasing the sun, Sun, 12 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum, Temple in Europe, Italy

We woke up to more incredible views – I’ve been very pleased with the parking spots we’ve found so far on this trip! Mountains with the small city of Trento in between them. We decided to leave the van where …

First pizza x3

Chasing the sun, Sat, 11 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum in Europe, Italy

Last night we applied a tested method of finding a good spot to park: find a small town church, they usually have nice views and small quiet car parks. This one didn’t have a car park of its own, but …

The Innsbred Castle

Chasing the sun, Fri, 10 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City in Austria, Europe

Our road through the Alps led us via Innsbruck and Jemma suggested that we stopped there for a visit. We arrived at 2pm, so had time for only one attraction. We chose the Ambras Castle, and it was a great …

Soviet castle

Short German trips, Sun, 24 Jan 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Ruins/Excavation in Europe, Germany

This is what happens when the Soviets occupy a neo-Baroque castle and get free reign to build concrete blocks on its grounds, so that the Stasi can use it all as a training and recreation center.

Working high up

Short Spanish trips, Wed, 19 Aug 20
Simon at a Castle in Europe, Spain

I set of four a couple days of work from the van. I didn’t set out until early afternoon, as I had a couple important calls in the morning. I headed South of Barcelona, but my intended destination, Coca Vermella, …

A castle on a table

The long return, Wed, 01 Jul 20
Jemma and Simon at a Castle in Europe, Germany

We set off from Bastei and headed towards Köningstein Festung. We could see the fortress on top of another table mountain from the Bastei bridge and were super excited to visit. The views for the drive there were really incredible, …

Rock bridge

The long return, Tue, 30 Jun 20
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Lake, Mountain, Park in Europe, Germany

Sächsische Schweiz is a huge, beautiful park encompassing some table mountains at the River Elbe Valley, full of fantastic rock formations and stunning sights. We arrived in mid-afternoon, parked and went to the first of the many attractions the park …

Parked

The long return, Mon, 29 Jun 20
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Park, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany, Poland

Muskauer Park is a really beautiful spot. It’s over 700 ha and is partly in Germany, partly in Poland. The palace was owned by Prince Hermann von Pückler-Muskau, who was a 19th c. dandy who travelled the world and got …

Rapey castle

Short UK trips, Fri, 03 Jan 20
Jemma and Simon at a Castle in Europe, UK

Free and Titanic

Baron in Italy, Mon, 16 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Mountain, UNESCO site in Europe, San Marino

With all the cold and the driving and various other worries, I wasn’t feeling great all morning. It took a while to cheer up, but San Marino has helped me a lot. Firstly, we had to feed the Baron and …

The Tired and the Dead

Baron in Italy, Sat, 14 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Graveyard, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Waking up today was great, because the sun is back! How great to open the Baron’s door and see sunshine flood into our bedroom. Took a lovely chilled morning, with a proper tea and breakfast, even read the news! Only …

The erotic palace (no tea)

Baron in Italy, Wed, 11 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

The trip from Verona to Mantua is very short, and the view of the town is magnificent once you get there. Surrounded by a river bend, Mantua just didn’t grow that much since the Renaissance and seems like it’s completely …

So so in Brescia

Baron in Italy, Sun, 08 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Today was a day of misunderstandings. We left Aprica in the morning and got to Brescia before noon, taking in some awesome mountain and lake views on the way. It took a while to find a parking spot – this …

On the Bridge

Baron in Italy, Sat, 07 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Mountain in Austria, Europe

We found a cool place on the way! A walk bridge hanging over the road at 113 metres, joining two hills with an old castle on one and more modern forts on both! So happy we got to stop there …

The Nerd King

Baron in Italy, Sat, 07 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle in Europe, Germany

What a view to wake up to! Now back to the lost cat key scare… Seriously thought we lost them! Thankfully after much searching and more panicking, we found they feel into the backpack. Already changed parking spot just in …

Winter Wonderland

Baron in Italy, Fri, 06 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle in Europe, Germany

This night was a bit colder, we think. Definitely felt colder. But still doable. After waking up we spent way too much time on getting ready and buying some supplies (thermals FTW!), and only managed to set off to the …

Racist’s family priviledge

Moving out of Edinburgh, Thu, 19 Sep 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, UNESCO site in Europe, UK

Ken it’s worth?

Moving out of Edinburgh, Thu, 19 Sep 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle in Europe, UK

Kraków

Double Parents Extravaganza, Wed, 24 Jul 19
Jemma and Simon with Bruce, Iwona, Jacek, Jane at a Castle, City, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Poland

Moszna

Double Parents Extravaganza, Tue, 23 Jul 19
Jemma and Simon with Bruce, Iwona, Jacek, Jane at a Castle in Europe, Poland

A palace of the colonized

Double Parents Extravaganza, Mon, 22 Jul 19
Jemma and Simon with Bruce, Iwona, Jacek, Jane at a Castle in Europe, Poland

The pleasure palace

Short UK trips, Thu, 20 Jun 19
Jemma and Simon with Ash, Joanne at a Castle, City in Europe, UK

Holy Island

Short UK trips, Sun, 12 May 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Ruins/Excavation in Europe, UK

Sacrilegious

Short UK trips, Thu, 14 Mar 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, Temple in Europe, UK

Książ

Short Polish trips, Wed, 26 Dec 18
Simon with Irena, Iwona, Jacek, Józef at a Castle in Europe, Poland

Closed Castle

Short Polish trips, Wed, 26 Dec 18
Simon with Irena, Iwona, Jacek, Józef at a Castle in Europe, Poland

Zamek Czocha

Short Polish trips, Sun, 23 Dec 18
Simon with Irena, Iwona, Jacek, Józef at a Castle in Europe, Poland

Falmouth visits

Short UK trips, Sun, 08 Jul 18
Jemma and Simon with Bruce, Jane at a Castle, City in Europe, UK

Kelburn parties

Festivals, Sun, 01 Jul 18
Jemma and Simon with Lorraine, Matt at a Castle, Forest in Europe, UK

Garden Parties: 2018, 2019 Psychodelic Disco: 2019

Victoria

I love you Jemmy!, Thu, 30 Nov 17
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Temple in Europe, Malta

Falkland Palace

Short UK trips, Sat, 09 Sep 17
Jemma and Simon at a Castle in Europe, UK