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Sculptures, sculptures everywhere!

Godspeed to Olympos, Thu, 07 Sep 23
Simon at a City, Lake, Museum in Europe, North Macedonia

This morning I found out once again how awesome the Baron is. Someone was walking around and even knocking and calling, I’m not sure who or why. I didn’t give sign of life and they just left. Minutes later I …

69m of history

Christmas 2022, Mon, 19 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, France

We arrived in Bayeux last night and found a parking spot in the town centre. Unfortunately it was raining heavily all night and in the morning – the weather hasn’t been very kind to us on this trip, but at …

It’s cold in the middle ages

Christmas 2022, Sun, 18 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple in Europe, France

Last night we drove to Rouen and found that it has a massive low emissions zone which prevented us from driving in without a sticker. We found a place to park a bit outside of town. In the morning we …

Dead adventures

Christmas 2022, Sat, 17 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Graveyard, Museum, Temple in Europe, France

After leaving the Somme region, we continued on our way to Amiens. The cathedral was extraordinary, with amazing statues and carvings all over the facade. Then we went to the Jules Verne museum in his old house. Simon wanted to …

Graves in the fog

Christmas 2022, Fri, 16 Dec 22
Jemma and Simon at a Graveyard, Museum in Europe, France

We parked for the night in Dinant in Belgium and walked into the town centre the next morning. It is super cute! It’s on the river Meuse, and the town on the east side is really thin as it’s sandwiched …

Getting high on art and history

Short Polish trips, Sat, 03 Sep 22
Jemma and Simon with Krzysztof, Magda at a City, Museum in Europe, Poland

Witkacy exhibition Hanging out on Nowy Świat is underwhelming. Trip to Łazienki Jazdów and the Laba festival Polin museum

Chav-Optimised

Short European Trips, Sun, 15 May 22
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Graveyard, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Czechia, Europe

Prague turned out quite boring, perhaps even worse than I remember from the last visit. Loud stag and hen parties everywhere, the city centre is overrun by tourism’s lowest denominator. This crowd is served by an assortment of bullshit ‘museums’ …

No Hassel

The Land of no Top Floors, Tue, 08 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, River in Africa, Egypt

Our train got back to Luxor just before 10pm and our host kindly ferried us across to the West Bank. Villa Sunrise turned out to be pretty sweet and we’ve got the best room on the roof, with a direct …

Roaming free

The Land of no Top Floors, Fri, 04 Mar 22
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, River, Ruins/Excavation in Africa, Egypt

Finally! Freedom to decide what we do when and just take it a bit more easy. We checked out of the boat in the morning, left our luggage with the staff, and headed off with Christina and Marco to town. …

(almost) All the towers of Lübeck

Short German trips, Tue, 28 Dec 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Germany

We woke up really early today to make the most of our day in Lübeck. We were in town so early that we had to walk around a bit waiting for the churches we wanted to see to open! We …

Palladian

Chasing the sun, Sun, 19 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

It was too much. More and more people were showing up and a couple cars were blasting music pretty loud, so around 11pm we bailed and found a lovely spot by the road a bit down the hill. In the …

Venice

Chasing the sun, Mon, 13 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon with Ania, Michał at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Day 1 First day in Venice! We left the van at a carpark on the mainland and took the bus to Venice – this seemed to be the best option for us, as parking is really limited and expensibe on …

Life-changing gelato

Chasing the sun, Sun, 12 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum, Temple in Europe, Italy

We woke up to more incredible views – I’ve been very pleased with the parking spots we’ve found so far on this trip! Mountains with the small city of Trento in between them. We decided to leave the van where …

First pizza x3

Chasing the sun, Sat, 11 Sep 21
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum in Europe, Italy

Last night we applied a tested method of finding a good spot to park: find a small town church, they usually have nice views and small quiet car parks. This one didn’t have a car park of its own, but …

Wolin Slavs

Short Polish trips, Wed, 14 Oct 20
Jemma and Simon at a Museum, Temple in Europe, Poland

Światowid between multisDancing like the EmperorOrgan in Kamień PomorskiSTORM!!! The weather did not stay nice as long as the forecast promised. The wailing of the wind at night woke us up a lot, and in the morning we woke up …

Żubr at sea

Short Polish trips, Tue, 13 Oct 20
Jemma and Simon at a Lake, Museum, Sea in Europe, Poland

GosańGosańSmoked fish in MiędzyzdrojeMiędzyzdroje beachView from Zielonka HillSpaceship treeVery accomplished on ZielonkaTurquoise Lake Bored with hanging out in Poznań and not wanting to stay in Zieleniec all the time, we decided to go on a spontaneous trip. Also, Simon has …

Figueres

Short Spanish trips, Sat, 22 Aug 20
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum in Europe, Spain

We set of from Barca on Friday evening, and slept at a parking lot in a village outside Figueres so we can go to town early next day. The night was hard – it was super hot and stuffy, and …

Salty

The long return, Fri, 03 Jul 20
Jemma and Simon at a Museum, UNESCO site in Europe, France

Last night we drove as far as we could and ended up crossing the French border at dusk. Jemma played Edith Piaf as loud as possible, of course. We said goodbye to motorways, and soon found a nice quiet parking …

A terrible genius

The long return, Thu, 02 Jul 20
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum in Europe, Germany

Yesterday, we made the trip from Meissen to just outside of Bayreuth. We were hoping to park at a lake to have a evening swim, but the first one we arrived to was tiny and had some teenagers partying by …

Barcelona life

Lived here!, Sat, 01 Feb 20
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Park, Sea, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Spain

Got there – Never again!New Home!OK, really new homeSanta EulaliaFestival de Santa EulaliaFestival de Santa EulaliaScrap bookshelfCarnival!Carnival!The Last BirthdaySun in lockdownWork in lockdownShopping in lockdownPartying in lockdownPartying in lockdownFestivals in lockdownDining in lockdownCamping anniversary in lockdownFIRST DAY OUT!!!FIRST DAY OUT!!!FIRST …

Minack Theatre

Short UK trips, Sun, 12 Jan 20
Jemma and Simon at a Museum, Sea in Europe, UK

The Dome

Baron in Italy, Thu, 19 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

We had a slower start to this day with packing up our stuff from the Airbnb and a work phone call. I also lost one of my favourite earrings on the way to our first stop and we retraced our …

Too much art

Baron in Italy, Wed, 18 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Early start this morning – lots to see! First stop was the Uffizi gallery. This place is so vast! We started off thoroughly looking at all the Roman sculptures at the beginning of the gallery, but after 4 hours there, …

Raphael’s a dime a dozen

Baron in Italy, Tue, 17 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Another delicious lazy morning with waking up in a proper bed! We were clearly super tired from traveling and didn’t get up until 10am, but headed out for sightseeing soon afterwards. Florence is so full of amazing things to see, …

Bolognese in the Snow

Baron in Italy, Fri, 13 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple in Europe, Italy

Aww yes, waking up in a proper bed and having another shower. So glorious! Annoyingly we had to walk back out to the edge of the city to offload our rucksacks in the van, and walk back into town. The …

More galleries!

Baron in Italy, Thu, 12 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Temple in Europe, Italy

From here, trouble started. Bologna doesn’t allow older diesel cars in. Normally we would qualify as the Baron is reasonably young, but today there is a smog alert and no diesels are allowed in at all! How useful that, having …

Galleries!

Baron in Italy, Thu, 12 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Museum, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

We woke up so early! And all to make it to the art gallery at opening time of 8:30 and be on our way. And it was worth it – Palazzo dei Musei holds a beautiful Bernini bust, a series …

So so in Brescia

Baron in Italy, Sun, 08 Dec 19
Jemma and Simon at a Castle, City, Museum, Ruins/Excavation, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, Italy

Today was a day of misunderstandings. We left Aprica in the morning and got to Brescia before noon, taking in some awesome mountain and lake views on the way. It took a while to find a parking spot – this …

Land of Homeopathic Art

Short UK trips, Tue, 06 Aug 19
Jemma and Simon at a Museum in Europe, UK

St Ives

Short UK trips, Mon, 09 Jul 18
Jemma and Simon at a City, Museum, Sea in Europe, UK

The last sunset

Diamond Carnival, Thu, 22 Feb 18
Simon at a City, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Brazil, South America

I arrived to Salvador as planned, 6:30am, after a night of reasonably decent sleep – as good as one can expect from sleeping on a bus. After checking in to my AirBnB, I set off to spend a day walking …

Music in the city of artists

Diamond Carnival, Thu, 08 Feb 18
Simon at a City, Museum in Brazil, South America

Still can’t sleep. Today I woke up at 4:30 and was pretty much awake until I got up at 9. Many thoughts, but can has sleep pls? At least it’s getting properly warm now, 30°C is neat! Today I’m going …

Preparing for the long night

Tropical Winter, Mon, 28 Aug 17
Simon at a City, Museum, Park in Asia, Malaysia

The last morning in Borneo. I will miss these nights, warmer than most summer days in Edinburgh… I had a lazy morning, took my time to have tea and breakfast, chat with the hostel owner and a couple guests, laugh …

Tropical

Tropical Winter, Wed, 16 Aug 17
Simon with Charlie, Dee, Eva at a Jungle, Mountain, Museum in Australia, Australia & Oceania

Last night was colder than I expected, and definitely more noisy. But the warm day is making up for it! We had some fruit for breakfast and went out pretty early to catch a scenic train to Kuranda, a mountain …

Way too much city

Tropical Winter, Thu, 10 Aug 17
Simon with Charlie, Dee, Eva at a City, Museum in Australia, Australia & Oceania

The last two days, both spent in the city, were hard. It was everything I don’t want from holidays now – having plans, busy streets, cold and wind, people wanting me to go to places, huge crowds… I’m tired. It’s …

Train, mostly

Tropical Winter, Tue, 08 Aug 17
Simon with Charlie, Dee, Eva at a City, Museum in Australia, Australia & Oceania

Today we got up early to go visit the settlement in Swan Hill. Dee couldn’t sleep last night and got up late, and Charlie, whose snores might have been related, did go for a morning run. I’ve seen the settlement …

Day 5.1: Plantation

Southern Roads, Thu, 12 Nov 15
Simon at a Museum, Park in North America, USA

Waking up by the seaside was wonderful. I thought about going to stretch on the beach, but couldn’t, because it has been eaten by the tide. I just stretched next to the car instead. After some impromptu breakfast I took …

The Hepworth Wakefield

Short UK trips, Fri, 03 Apr 15
Simon at a Museum in UK

Paris

Short European Trips, Mon, 21 Apr 14
Simon with Charlie, Eva at a City, Graveyard, Museum, Temple, UNESCO site in Europe, France

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